Male Delusion Calculator
Are your dating standards realistic or delusional? Input your requirements for an "ideal woman" to discover the exact statistical probability of her existing in the United States.
Last updated: February 24, 2026
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Average US female height is 5'4".
Removes women who are already married from your dating pool.
Removes women who already have children from previous relationships.
Statistical Probability
Based on US demographic standards, your score is:A Bit Picky
How The Dating Math Works
Every time you add a dating standard, it heavily multiplies against the existing ones. If only 30% of women are fit, and only 30% of women are single, demanding a woman who is BOTH fit and single shrinks your pool to just 9%.
The most aggressive filter on this calculator is the Body Type requirement. Because almost 70% of the adult US female population is technically overweight or obese according to the CDC, demanding a "thin" partner removes the vast majority of the dating pool instantly.
These two variables are highly linked. It is very easy to find a 22-year-old woman without children. It is statistically extremely difficult to find a 38-year-old woman without children. Your delusion score will tank if your age range is high but your childless requirement is strict.
Frequently Asked Questions
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